she was pretty much dry humping my leg when her boyfriend walked in. he says "you should probably leave." all i could come up with was "YEAH, I KNOW!"
ran into someone who graduated hs with us while i was paying for booze in quarters. i love it when people from my past catch me in my classier moments.
I know you didn't add your TWO random hook ups from the weekend to your FB friends AND change your status to "Good Catholic Girl" on the same day.
i just walked in on him masterbating..to a picture of me. that definitely has to be true love.
The freshman sure do fuck up the whataburger line at 2am
Yep we found him face down in my sister's bathroom begging for blowjobs without mustard
There was a community pot of Ramen, and if you were in the pool you were either fully clothes or ass naked.
This makes me miss penis. Not in a horny way... but in a sad, sentimental way.
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
I mean, that's eating your cake and fucking it too.
I'm not sure. But a mason jar of drug free urine just as soon as anyone can would be so awesome.
Just sent my mother the text "we need to get our vaginas looked at this thursday". Hows your day going?
Her weave came out on the dance floor. She was twerking and shaking one minute and her hair flew across the dance floor the next. Great way to be introduced to the family
I needed to pee, so I climbed out his window
we are currently pregaming for our walk to the liquor store.
step one: admitting you have a problem. complete.
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