I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
Its like the long john silvers of colleges, I wouldnt even go there to use the bathroom
Haha im about to meet my shrink &i have so much shit to tell him i made an outline
There's people holding up abortion signs everywhere. I guess the people of Florida want you to remember you fucked up on Spring Break.
my mom just wingman'd for me at a bar. i really don't know what else to say.
I had to throw up. it was the only way to avoid kissing her after she swallowed..
did she really put a helmet on, try to make a hole in the wall then pass out on the floor ten minutes later? if thats true ill be there in 15
We are lost and the only things we have are peanut brittle, cookies and vodka. I think we'll make it.
Some girl, somewhere, is going to wake up with my face paint on her vagina
just got home to find my brothers naked on the floor covered in chocolate. i am now nervous about sleeping in the same room as them
How the fuck you gonna play love don't cost a thing in a strip club?
Your clever response has earned you a blow job this week
He apologized for cumming on my leg, but not for ghosting me for 3 weeks before :(
Just don't do anything stupid
i did a stupid sorry
I wouldn't have found her if it wasn't for the vomit trail leading into my brother's room.
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