yeah...it smells like an asshole would smell if someone ate sewage.
Brickbreaker makes my post drinking poops that much better. Sorry, I had to tell someone who might agree.
she's throwing things again.. almost stabbed herself in the eye with a fork.
Waiting outside the STD clinic 30 min before it opens already in a line up. It's like were all waiting for a concert that no ones really pumped for
A baby just go on our party bus. What. The. Fuck.
Be careful there's warming lubricant on the floor. I will clean and explain later.
I should have questioned it early on when they said bring beer and chocolate syrup
you know you've had too much sex when your vagina hurts when you laugh
Just to clarify, I'm still tripping balls
On an unrelated note, I've come up with a theory of everything
IM GOING TO SIT ON YOUR FACE AND CHANT 'I BELIEVE THAT WE WILL WIN'
I TOOK A FINGER IN THE BUTT YOU CAN OPEN THIS MESSAGE
Can't beat it when the local bar sends you off with a loaf of bread on the way out the door.
I just remembered something. We made out last night, people cheered.
Woke up with a bed full of sand...care to explain?
Isnt is self explanatory?
right after that u started calling me g-force and started trying to bellyslide down his drive way
Randomize
