fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
thought so. i woke up and he was playing with my eyeliner. I MAKE GREAT CHOICES.
I'm in that stage of denial where I hope our kids have his nose.
You do realize that you broke up with him, right?
shes about as inviting as chlamydia
Last night was def like the makeout party episode of full house
The chick I went home with last night had a happy trail
If there's ever a time when I've matured to the point that I don't want to look at camera-phone-titties, go ahead and bury me in a shallow grave by the railroad tracks.
just left the emergency room. condom extraction.
you know, even black out drunk I can always remember the exact point where I should have stopped drinking.
I'm going to join a nudist colony to win $1000. There are no down-sides to this.
eta to your mouth 5 minutes
Just found out my rents have been paying my siblings to cockblock me for the past 5 years
Not as covert as you thought huh?
She made me walk a straight line to prove i was sober enough to help carry you to the car
Knowing you it was perfect out of spite. Like. A line straighter than YOU
I need a hobby that isn't dick related
I've never been so excited to be bleeding from my vagina.
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