So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
see you put your penis in her and it's like an ignition key to start the crazy
Is it just me, or does Colt McCoy look like Herbie the Dentist from "Rudolph the Red-nosed Reindeer"?
he asked me if i wanted "a hit" off his inhaler. its definitely time for a new roommate
I'm not sure where but someone shit somewhere in the house
like teasing for 28 minutes, then the very last 2 minutes is where is ALL goes down. I'm talking, rings off, stable sitting position, hand job madness.
No but the chipped one is crooked now. Clearly I didn't use my hands to break my fall. I used my face
Congratulations, I drank so much for your birthday that I'm shitting blood.
Just used my front-facing camera to check my pupils. Technology!
I actually want to work out for some reason... I think it's my brains way of telling me it doesn't like living in a fat body.
hooking up with him was much more fun when i knew in the back of mind we'd get in some sort of trouble for it
There's a super pregnant woman here complaining about back pain. I better not see a live birth in the hair care aisle
Let us rub each other in fish scales and become mermaids
The irony of the fact that I'm going to be starting my period on Thanksgiving. Something to truly be thankful for.
just woke up to an abnormally swollen ankle (broken, perhaps?) and a shirtless man with the most beautiful abs I've ever seen sleeping on my floor.
is your ankle ok??
WHY IS HE ON THE FLOOR. SINCE WHEN DOES BLACKOUT ME ALSO COCKBLOCK ME
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