now everythime i write "i'm" in my phone my tap9 spells out "i'm-never-drinking-again". It's trying to remind me
Actually, all he talks about is how great the sex is with her and how crappy you were at it. Stop being a bitch and gossiping masking it as self-righteousness.
I take no responsibility of who alcohol hooks up with using my body!
Listen, I'm 30. If it doesnt involve a super soaker and some chicken wings, you can count me out.
he yelled 'rock me amadeus!' when he came
i love that song!
NOT THE POINT
I am officially out of liquor stores within a 15 mile radius that don't recognize me as soon as I walk in the door.
Remind me if I threw up on you last night or if that was just a dream.
you asked "if this appropriate to take the the bathroom?" while holding up a bottle of vodka when you went to pee.
well... just scaled a wall and entered the bar through the balcony. just making some last minute memories nbd.
Why doesn't he get that I would rather give him blow jobs than be in a relationship?
And he probably thinks I'm in love with him but after three shots of Patron you love anything
Concert was great. Tackled the lead singer. Met him afterwards. He was cool about it.
My love will cover her like lulu lemon yoga pants. Casually supportive and always complimenting your Ass.
I asked him if we were going to get arrested for doing it in the bar parking lot. "Absolutly not" said the guy getting the blow job...
But he's super into Jesus and I'm the devil. So we weren't meant to be
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