just do him I won't tell jon
um i'm guessing you meant to send this to tina, thanks for the support in our relationship you whore
Stop being a whore!!! Everyone can see!!!!
I was sleeping on the bathroom floor and thought a wet towel might keep me warm.
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
im hiding in a corner. drunk. with a plate of stolen jello shots. im pretty sure people are looking for me or the jello shots.
Come over we're drinking with orange soda as a chaser to honor 90s nick kenan and kel.
Hey if there is a better reason to go drink then "I've been fucking robbed!" I have yet to hear one. Also, I've been fucking robbed.
As a general rule, drunkenness and gymnastics do not mix.
you got us kicked out of the restaurant for trying to pee in the trash can.
As a fat white girl from Texas I can honestly say that she gave fat white girls from Texas a bad name.
I just did a drunk experiment to find out what it looks like when you turn a burner on the stove on while wearing night-vision goggles. I may be blind in my right eye now.
I fell on my face, puked, and had to be rocked to sleep in a hammock. I'd say Europe is a success
You've never sent a girl a dick pic?
Call me old fashioned
Can I just fuck someone without it basically becoming an arranged marriage
Every time I try to do something productive I end up searching ghost porn.
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