At least make sure they are 18
Why
well he showed me a naked baby picture and i was right it hasn't grown
He gave her the shocker .. I didn't know people really did that.
This is so stupid. Now I have to call the party planner and tell her that the break up party is off. They decided to get back together.
After much deliberation I've decided to name my penis "Arthur", hope your mom's surgery goes well.
They really brought out their best strippers for vday weekend
It was a deal breaker when she told me not to wear a condom and god would decide if we were meant to be together.
I know you think I'm being paranoid, but can you please make sure Danny doesn't rub my wedding invitation on his balls?
Absinthe night with my dad again, I could get used to this being home thing.
He won't let me go to the bars unless I can manage to get flip flops on.
Sounds like he's doing this for your own good...
You know you're fucked up when you decide to pour fireball whiskey in your vegetable beef soup
my ex's current girlfriend held my hair as I threw up. new low.
The fact that he quoted freebird as his breakup speech was a little more classy than expected
She handed me scissors and told me that they were the ones with the lowest probability of having been used to trim someone's pubes.
Fuck you, i'm all jacked up on bananas lets go somewhere
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