Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
who are you and why are you in my phone as dr. seuss
Call me at 7:30 and make sure I'm not asleep in this booth at Waffle House.
Too tired to do the dishes so I made mac and cheese in a teapot. There's still some left if you want some...
kinda considering buying a life alert for sophmore year
if I want to go home with a foreign boy, please feel free to let me go, sober me gives you permission to let drunken me do it
well... just scaled a wall and entered the bar through the balcony. just making some last minute memories nbd.
My inner buddhist recalls, "You receive the d when you aren't looking for it, only when the d wants you." True story.
i know i saw many looks of jealousy when i walked solo into subway carrying a cheesy gordida crunch after taco bell closing hours
I'm sure for most of the people, it was the one and only miracle they will see
You know the sex was good when he had to ask which way was north before he left.
You were a for sure 10. You put on a traffic cone to meet someone.
Every time I started to really hate the guys on tinder, the universe throws me a muscly beardy bone.
I'm talking to a corgi on tinder..wtf has my life come to
I finished OITNB and broke it off with my fuck buddy in the same day. It's going to be a rough week
I just bought a butt plug on Amazon prime day and you're the only person I felt would appreciate that decision
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