I just woke up in the 4th floor lounge at 5:30AM with my ipod on to springsteen and a condom on
he made me stop in the middle of the blowjob to turn the tv towrds him. i then proceeded when he stopped me again to get him the remote. fuck me.
You know you're true friends when you can talk about what sexual diseases you may or may not have.
Astroglide: It's like Bengay for your ass.
i seriously have like 9 pictures of people taking shots out of a vag on my camera....
I was high fiving everyone. I even high fived with the wall for doing such a good job suporting the ceiling and keeping us alive.
Before I roll over explain to me why you're naked and on my floor.
I spy something regrettable...
Oh my god. Stop!! It was one time and I still can't believe it.
So after my hot dog popped out of the bun and fell to the ground I tried to pick it back up and eat it. He had to kick it away from me to stop me from trying to pick it back up and eat it. I like him.
Remember earlier when I was excited about finding that birth control pill in my purse? Definitely acid.
Well, I wish you luck on finding out who your boyfriend is
I didn't know that all of his brothers would be hot and musical too. That's a dick move on behalf of biology.
I think drunk me is trying to kill me.
Just landed in Atlanta. Still drunk. I can't feel my face
Heels with jeans turned Casual Friday into Casual Sex With My Boss Friday
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