North Korea, Best Korea!
She's holding my hand. I'm going to kill myself.
Changed my sheets. Found a can of rockstar, crushed bag of tostitos, used tissues, and enough of both of our clothes to make a whole outfit.
i feel sorry for the hotel staff that makes the bed after we have sex
im not even sure if i fucked her just woke up in her closet.
Licking pop rocks off a stranger's washboard abs and kissing strangers young enough to be my kid. Yeah, it was THAT kind of party last night
I'm going to start using the hurricane naming system for my hangovers. Hangover Agatha is a real bitch today.
It's so hard to fall asleep when I can hear your genitals smacking against hers. I hate you with all the love in my heart.
we had a "who's sex playlist is better?" fight.....
This is worse than naked and afraid. This is drunk and confused.
how did you set a fucking salad on fire????????
YOU CAN'T GET A TATTOO BECAUSE OF KPOP FANFICTION. THAT'S NOT HOW LIFE WORKS
the day i stop sending you hentai screenshots is the day i actually act like an adult, and TRUST ME. THAT AINT HAPPENING ANYTIME SOON.
I can't wait to see you again. It will be like when we first started dating- but with less clothes.
I think I just scared the sex out of my booty call. He saw me at the grocery store using one of those "future mother" parking spots right next to the handicap ones. He just made eye contact and drove off. I regret my laziness.
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