bio was interesting today. swabbed my mouth to see what the cells where, ha. found a sperm cell. he was just that awesome
Outside the community dumpsters: beer bottles and a carton of orange juice. Looks like we were here.
If I come over right now will you promise to distract your grandpa in the morning so I don't have to do the walk if shame with 1940's style judgement?
That's cool, I just have to let the dogs out AND SO HELP ME GOD IF YOU TEXT ME BAHA MEN LYRICS WE ARE NOT FRIENDS.
and then you seriously asked him to senior prom..which freaked him out since you told him earlier you were 22
have i crossed some slutty boundary when gay guys are sending me cock pics?
Going to an AA meeting just so I can fuck him...That's dedication
If it's up to me, I'll already have my pants on and walking out before he gets soft afterward.
Evvvvvveryone knows we hooked up in the DJ booth. People call it the BJ booth now. I've created a legacy
You said you brought chipotle into a movie and I asked you to marry me and you said yes
She told me I should be proud of my dick pics, then told me she was in love with me, then I dropped her off at her boyfriend's. I was a new kind of failure tonight.
I am available for nakedness
He has a wall filled with panties from past hook ups. So no, I didn't fuck him.
so he'll eat food out of a dumpster but he won't lick your ass?
You were arrested in a tiara again... maybe you shouldn’t wear one.
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