we are at a mexican restaurant and the tv is playing mexican porn. dad won't stop watching.
No idea how i never noticed that penis before. I wonder if it works
Her boobs looked like leather oven mitts. No more cougar hunting for awhile.
My dealer, who also happens to be a male stripper, just invited me to watch him perform tonight. Boundaries buddy, boundaries.
you had "tips for anal sex" in your google search history this morning. how was your sunday night?
I swear there's a gravitational pull from your vagina to large groups of men in uniform.
Also, what is a socially acceptable way to introduce a crossbow in public?
All you have to do is speak. Your voice reverberates strait to my vagina.
The majority of the reason I want to get my pilot's license is so I can use the argument "FUCK YOU! I'M A PILOT!"
Come through the front door when you get here.
Right now I'm so wasted I can't determine whats a door and a window.
His pillow talk sucks. It was like Mr. Roger's vagina.
It feels like I was drinking gasoline last night.
He suffocated between her tits, but she didn't notice because he still came.
This conversation went from me banging other women's husbands to learning about baked goods. If that isn't personal growth I don't know what is.
Someone should walk up to them and say, "We're sorry, you're too hot to be out here with the other humans."
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