There are 3 speedbumps now up. Think you can manage the urge to piss on them?
Aw shit! That's like putting me a in a room full of Captiain Crunch Donuts and Jasper Hale and not letting me put my mouth on either.
my house keeper must think I'm a prostitute.
Important life lesson - flammable and inflammable mean the same thing
Bob the builder, bob the uilder bob the builder bbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbjbbbbbiotch!pp!!!!
His concept of male bonding is doing lines in adjacent stalls.
So, we bought a knight today. Nearly life size. Hes in the garage, so don't be startled.
Please tell me how I go from a guy with a coke problem to a cop. My own life doesn't even make sense to me anymore
not a day goes by that I don't wish you were here or I there. Today it was because I had the desire to get high and go look at the jellyfish at the aquarium and you're the perfect buddy for that.
No kiss but I got free McDonald's so at least we can focus on what is really important here
As long as he continues to be our subleaser and continues to fuck me, I think it's acceptable for me to steal a piece of bread here and there.
Any sexual interaction is meaningless without pizza during half time.
My mind doesn't wanna day drink but my heart does.
New low: uploading my contacts into Facebook in an attempt to get the name of the girl I brought home last night.
Pretty sure I'm partying in a onesie right now.
ready for a night of bad decisions, horrible moral standards, and an unhealthy amount of illegal substances.
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