I'm in the mood to be taken advantage of ;-)
About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
and then she yelled "im going to fuck the next guy that walks by me". so ya thats how i lost my virginity
Dont judge me. Him and his friends got me drunk for free, the least i could do was suck his dick
So I came home baked last night and made about 60% of my jeans into jorts...
this is you don't wonder off at 3 am with no pants on. Just stay there and pray to god you don't get arrested for being on school property.
I think the pivotal moment was when we used the see and say as a drinking game with shots of whiskey. It was all downhill after that.
I'm deep cleaning my room right now. Not sure if it actually needs it or if I'm just trying to symbolically cleanse myself of the last 24 hours.
You went down on Rachel in front me last night. Worst. Brother. Ever.
I'm sooo hungover. I fell asleep on top of a car in a parking lot last night. New one to add to the list.
you walked onto the street in the middle of the 10K in your thong. it was a whole new kind of expirience.
So how exactly do I backtrack from motorboating and ass grabbing?
WHY DON'T YOU WANT TO BE MY ESKIMO BRO
The air tonight was full of shame when we saw each other.
Well if u wouldn't have had sex on the front porch last night I think that could have been avoided.
If you have been drunk at one point during the day and are going to bed sober that same day, something is very wrong.
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