Does having sex in the men's bathroom on the boardwalk count as having sex on the beach?
Singing into hair straightener during spice girls....sooo dangerous
imagine if we didn have a dick. we would be so much more productive
sorry I didn't call you. I had your number saved as "girl that offered bj but didn't follow thru".
Hhahaha he is. Omg the new polish friend just took his pants off in front of me. There is something wrong with this nationality.
This whole situation could've been avoided if you would've just let me open the beer
Whoevers house this is has only beer and cream cheese in the fridge. Thats the diet im gonna go on
Curse you and your alcoholic milkshakes.
You're welcome.
For the sake of my mom, I can't sleep with two guys with the same name. She has a hard enough time keeping up as it is
I'm not sure New Orleans is real. Even the grocery stores sell vodka.
I'm scrolling through our convo thread and all we talk about is pizza, alcohol & dick with the occasional "I miss you" thrown in.
get your sex hands out of my capn crunch
Excuse me while I take my birth control pill for today to prevent getting pregnant from hearing about your sex life
How's moving going?
Uh, we're on the way to the store to buy more booze
I just motorbotted some guy and my hair got stuck in his nipple ring...owww
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