he's 24. he finally texted me instead of using facebook chat. baby steps.
So I thought I was slick leaving his room this morning all incognito. Little did I know I was wearing his football jersey with his name across the back... stilettos & my bra was left behind. never seeing that again
I never thought that I'd hear someone utter the words, "I need another studded belt." I was wrong.
There are some college kids out at 4 in the morning dragging each other on a sled behind a bike. its too entertaining to call the cops
I think he may have overheard our "how much coke would you fuck me for" conversation last night...
Idk, it's Grover wearing a sombrero. Do I need a reason?
Yes, that was me on the jumbo tron. No, i don't know why i was hiding.
Ye. Looking like it's about to be one of those mythical responsible weekends
im that hungover where parking at red lights has to be done
If you want it you better put a ring on it. And by ring I mean one of my three favorite pies.
I just want to return to LA when the weed and dick is plentiful.
having flashbacks of licking salt of your dick for my shot of tequila
He can kiss the multicultural 3 some goodbye
I think I just shit out all my problems.
Fuck my life... Im so horny Im gonna take it out on this sandwich
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