Our house smells like week old pizza, beer cans, cigarettes, and depressing career tracks....get lysol.
She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
I am swimming in semen. He must have been holding it in for a special occasion.
my dad is going to jail this weekend
where are we going to get our weed from?
I finally got her to squirt but it wasnt a stream, it came out in the form of mist. I felt like I was in rainforest cafe.
I hope he's okay, but I also hope he shows up with an eyepatch
he kept whispering yes yes yes yes the entire 15 minutes. i almost wish it was a quickie.
So... on the count of three, we are going to forget last night ever happened... 1...2...3
Did you get your crutches off the street sign?
all i wanna do is drink skittled vodka, fuck my gf, and pass out in my neighbors hot tub naked
Wtf man. I knew she was bad news. No sane person cares if you eat their raviolli.
Yeah I figured you were blackout when you were Shakira dancing on the floor.
can you come here so we can have really loud sex? the girl upstairs walks so loud i want her to know how it feels
of course
Its really hard to take a shit when the dog wont stop trying to crawl into your lap
He couldn’t find my clit with a map. Literally. I drew him a map.
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