She said I walked up to the McDonalds counter and ordered just a cup full of pickles then proceeded to offer some to everyone in the place.
Needless to say they were not happy to find out that we braided their hair together, when one of them woke up needing to puke bad
he tried to catch his projectile vomit...then went back to beer pong
I tried exercising today. I ended up masturbating to the Wii fit trainer.
I am going to be fat forever.
We have to have sex while I'm dressed as a tiger. It's one of my life goals
in honor of breaking bad starting soon, i am now banging a walter white lookalike. viva heisenberg!
Do you know how much wine is in a box of wine? Not so much an amount, but whether it will kill me if I drink the entire box this xmas
i don't find him as attractive when he's dressed as himself...bring back Indiana jones and I would so fuck him again
I'm worried about how taking care of my mom's dog while being on acid will go.
On the bright side, only one more day until we aren't sober anymore.
Ugh... The hoe gods giveth and the hoe gods taketh away.
You can say goodbye to our security deposit.
Already? What he do?
Opened a bag of topsoil at the party and spread it all over the living room. TOPSOIL!
Having to do the walk of shame on crutches was defiently a first for me. cheers to the governor, klove
I sent him home with blood on his fingers and shame in his heart.
You ran outside mistaken the snow for sand and started screaming "WHERES TH BEACH"
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