If you think im a hippy you should see these girls. They would scissor mother nature if they had the chance.
just saw 2 fat kids fight for the last slice of pizza. Litteraly fight. God Bless America
He's playing farmville on his phone while puking over the toilet..
just found out they live across the street from coke dealers... rethinking the new years resolution
I just remember being happy that I got that toilet fixed so I had somewhere close to throw up
i passed out twice in the shower, twice on the bathroom floor, once holding the toilet bowl and 8 times moving from the bathroom to my bed. Tequila sucks.
I mean, with your nipple problem im surprised. #hangacoatonem
I thought I would be a proper lady and put my spare panties in a ziplock
idk how I feel so profoundly understood by someone whose latest tweet is "labia majora's mask." but I do.
Just sitting in the tub googling "how to remove sharpie from skin". You?
I had my first "Damn Kids/When I Was That Age" rant at work today. We need to drink this feeling out of me. NOW.
I was thinking we could get together and exchange gifts, and by gifts I mean orgasms.
TELL HER ABOUT THE GODDAMNED MOTHERFUCKING POTATOES
I'm just hoping that with all the times he's puked in my yard a mushroom field might grow.
I dont understand why i cant be a wizard
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