Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
I'm sitting next to this guy at the bar. I wrote him a little song in my head it goes "there is no fucking chance you're getting in my pants" gonna sing it to him after he buys me another drink.
A monkey stole my iPod. This was not in the fucking study abroad brochure
Help. Me. He just whispered 'prepare yourself', & sprayed hairspray everywheres to make sure the 'air was crisp'
I made him recite stats from the playoffs game last night before I would go down on him.
im drinking tequila tonight so will you babysit my bra?
I would compare it to a jeffrey but in smoothie form. More drugs in here than Bobby Brown's sock drawer.
I think it's starting to become crucial that I find a companion for my vagina.
You better keep a close eye on your uterus tonight cause I am looking good.
I have decided that today will be all about indulgence and hedonism.
I should be a dude... Walking a goat on a rope is a total chick magnet.
Saying you need a hooker then asking me to have sex is NOT the way to get laid. Booty call 101.
Congrats on dating a convict, there's no fitbit badge for that one.
i sent him a picture of his friend's dick and told him he should really stop thinking he's my only option.
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