Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
I puked in the coffee maker. I wouldn't make coffee tomorrow morning if I were you
There is a clear recurring theme of me having sex in restrooms that really needs to stops
All I'm saying is that whoever owned the wheelchair clearly didn't need it or they wouldn't have been able to leave it there
thanks for carrying me to bed.. and sorry for trying to roll down the hallway to escape.
I wanna thank you for having such slutty friends growing up. Your a great little sister
Hey we met at the bar a week ago. Your friend gave me a rose and you asked about my nipples.
he made his penis look like a sprinkler when he was coming. it was pretty cool actually.
WHY ARE YOU POKING HOLES IN MY 3AM LOGIC?!
All right cuz right now I'm in one of those moods where the shear thought of doing anything more strenuous than making a sandwich has me wanting to curl up in the feeble position and splash around in a puddle of my own tears.
You're tall, so I have high hopes for your dick.
We shouldn't eat pizza in the pool
We r drinking tequila out a glass bottle and smoking weed underwater, pizzas the least of our concern
I witness him finger a girl behind the dj decks yet I'm still going to meet up with him. Wtf is my life
One lone grasshopper in the whataburger bathroom. Don't know how it got there. Scared the fuck out of me. Also puked over the side of the silverado fence. The horses looked disappointed. Animal magnetism is beautiful. You taught me well. I love you.
my personal favorite... An "I'm sorry you broke your finger and cant play sports for awhile" blowjob!
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