i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
Can someone please explain to me why I woke up looking like Ziggy Stardust
just realized I'm too high to take the plastic off a slice of cheese....
He booked his flight from Dallas already, no ticket to the game, said hes gonna bang some girl at tailgait to get a ticket, I had to explain that it will be sub 20 degrees F during tailgate, he decided to come in july instead, Texans are dumb.
well i was about to unbutton his pants but then i realized they had an elastic waste-band, so no, that didnt happen
Annd you probably wouldn't of fallen down the stairs if you didn't insist on taking 'finale shots'
All I remember is him trying to go down on me, but I guess I was too busy making out with his brother
What should we drink tonight, I'm in the mood to be judged
I. Put. Them. Back. We are NOT making a habit of jail visits.
well we called the liquor store to tell them to stay open five more minutes so we could make it and they recognized our voices. I've never been more proud.
Our group of friends now have more broken bones than reasonable excuses for why they're broken.
I'm proud of all of us. Somehow we all survived another Jägerbomb Tuesday
She couldn't understand why my walking in on her 70 year old parents ruined any chance of a boner for at least an hour. I think she's too slow for me to fornicate with.
The bottle brush for the bong worked really well to clean the brownies out of the waffle maker.
I found three naked dudes in your bed this morning. Did we have a really weird break in or do you need to tell me something?
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