I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
he found you with your pants down, trying to straddle the urinal. no one should have to see their sister like that. ever.
Just woke up to my stoned boyfriend building a shrine around my bare ass. He'll never leave me.
Good call on the strip club last night. Everytime i smell some flowery candle or air freshener I get transported back to having my face firmly planted in Riah and Desire's tits.
You're welcome.
u r missing out we r watching a tranny direct traffic in a gstring
I can feel my ovaries exploding thinking about them.
He broke up with me over the phone while I was getting my bush waxed into a "D" for his surprise birthday present. Talk about bad timing...
He was dressed up as Jesus and had vodka in one hand while he was blessing everyone and splashing them with holy water in the bathroom.
I was kind of torn between "Wow, this is awkward," and "Wow, my therapist is hung."
HE GAVE ME ONE OF HIS BEERS.
YOU'RE THE CHOSEN ONE.
What the hell man, you basically stole my girlfriend with a bucket of KFC.
You went to pound town last night and chow town this morning. Boy you need a passport.
I just had all of the sex. All of it.
He corrected my spelling during sexting.
My penis is lonely
So is my ring finger
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