But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
you can't get genital warts from dogs can you?
how can getting a pizza be this hard?
when you've been drinking 14 hours anythings impossible
My mom and I were trying to explain to my sister what an uncircumcised penis looks like. We had some minor disagreements.
This kind of poor decision making requires a real cup, not a mason jar.
He kept saying that the puke outside the theater wasn't his and it was all a set up to keep him from partying with the whores. Then he passed out on the sidewalk.
The fact that he grabbed my boob in the middle of the conversation shows something needs to change
you better not pull some "waking up at 2 in the afternoon" shit, we have weed to smoke.
Also, I threw up on the playground again. I've honestly had more fun there this past summer than I did in my entire childhood.
I made mike pull over so I could lay in the grass. He made me get up cuz I looked dead and people were passing. It was like 6:30am.
Hahaha I don't remember taking it away. But no one should have a sledgehammer at a party. NO ONE.
I don't know how or when he is sober long enough to donate plasma
I'm kinda surprised he wouldn't be honored to take me back as a fuck buddy.
Whiskey and tits go great with anything. Especially fire.
Cheyanne in woods. Ducks attacked. My toe is bleeding. We are gpsing our way home on foot. No worries
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