i wanna do a homemade sex video in sepia and pretend were in the early 20th c
Just ran into that chick u called from my phone and left her a MSG bout how she has aids
Ahaha, good shit
his penis is like a homeless cat. ever since I've satisfied him he keeps showing up on my doorstep ask for more.
My mom just walked in on me and my girlfriend about to have sex. All she said was "You're lookin like a fool with your pants on the ground.."
we hotboxed my bathroom. with nine people and two dogs.
I could hear them screwing through my bedroom wall again this morning, so I started beat boxing to the tempo.
You can't break up with me and ask me for a handjob on the same day. At least not in that order.
Just the amount of girls he locked himself in my room woth says your gonna have to take a cab bro. I don't think he's going anywhere
Exactly, there's no such thing as commitment at foam n' glow
I just farted and its sounded like it was disappointed in me.
I mean, that's eating your cake and fucking it too.
I just made a flawless coverstory for why I dont have my car and why I left the party on foot. #adultererskills
All I know is that at 4 am I was walking down the street in my bra and his shorts and Im pretty sure I passed my grandma on her morning walk.
JUST DENIED A NEW YEARS KISS BECAUSE HE WAS A COWBOYS FAN.
Do toy wanna orseer frim onedof tjose plaves? Sry textimg with globes on
Gloves*
Out of all the words to correct, you chose gloves??
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