Yeah, getting the HI-fiVe would really put a damper on my whoring around.
is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
i stalked him back to the creation of his facebook in november 2008. that bad.
I just watched a girl in the library pull a vodka bottle out of her bag. I think I'm going to give her my number.
Do you knowwwwww you never ha to pee while lhr on eztacy
Announcement: Given the sad circumstances regarding the death of my dearest friend Chong the Bong, there will be a brief memorial service for him tomorrow evening at 10:30 at my place. After sharing some memories and sending his spirit off to the great bowl in the sky, we will all take place in the commemoration and maiden voyage of his son, Chong Squared, who eagerly waits to meet all of you. High blessings to you all, piece be with you.
Although I am concerned about who made the decision to let you loose in a bridal show I am proud to see you in a sombero again.
I don't think you understand. I woke up under the car. At 3 am. In the club parking lot.
It was like in the Christmas carol when the guy pulls his robe back and 2 small children appear... except this time it was a massive scrotum
Btw his name is Woody. I must be really drunk to think this is a good situation
Everyone says I win the strip club
reason #1 why i should never live alone: i haven't put pants on since she left 26 hours ago. and ive made spaghetti 3 times.
He sent me nudes and I told him he reminded me of Buffalo Bill.
in the future we should consider sippy cups so we can drink and passout accordingly
APPARENTLY I MISSED SOMEONE SWALLOWING A WHOLE BAG OF METH WHILE I WAS ON BREAK.
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