Dude, I don't think I'll ever be able to find a girl for me...
Is this the gay conversation?
You must have had one hell of a time explaining to that girl why aladin soundtrack was playing on repeat in your room when you got back
We couldn't find any ping pong balls, so we used a fishing bobber. Could we be more country?
You better drive. If I decide to let them talk me into a 3-way, I don't want you to be stranded.
New drinking game. Every time Romney and Santorum switch leads, take a shot.
....this is what your political science major is getting you?
So update from last night: I made friends with a coke dealer, I tore the card scanner off the wall of my dorm, and I passed out on our bathroom counter with my head in the sink.
So, since you're now a four night stand, I feel comfortable asking: Did I leave my sunglasses at your house? Or my underwear?
She was grinding on him and then she was eating a Big Mac. Who the hell brings a Big Mac to the club?
Adults smoke weed in footie pajamas man. You just gotta accept me for who I am.
dont eat that thats our sex nutella.
That was when I yelled "Wisconsin powers activate!" and took off sprinting across the ice
Haha. I have resting bitch face. He has I want y'all to die face. It's a subtle difference
I'm pretty sure the Bible says "He who is most sober may cast the first stone."
And the last thing I remember was you in the bed with the german guy screaming "wrong hole" I laughed n passed out
I boned my sugar daddy for the first time yesterday and now I know why they say guys in their 40s are the best. Also I’m getting a car.
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