oh god the rape fog is back!
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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
he was sending me dirty texts but i was watchin nickeloden and couldnt get into it
im ashamed your my cousin
apparently 20 random guys watched the process of me being carried on a mattress through the dorms
shes the only person ive ever met that could make "i don't swallow" sound sexy
I was just compiling a top 5 blowjobs list and that's in there for sure.
Lesbian sex in an alleyway drunk.
He pulled his pants down and said blow me, while passing out on my bed. I then pulled his pants up as he continuously started moaning in the background.
I actually want to work out for some reason... I think it's my brains way of telling me it doesn't like living in a fat body.
I think the only option is to smoke so much weed I just pass out for 3 days.
I sign my lease Thursday, I'm about to be released back into the wild.
I'll make missing person signs.
You're a good friend.
Sooo I ended up ugly crying at the drive thru window at 10 pm last night....how was your valentine's day?
Well what did you order
Apparently the cops had to handcuff me in order to get me to come with to the hospital with them. They asked me if I had had any experience with handcuffs before and I replied, "Only in bed." What a life
When we became besties with benefits we agreed I could still get dick
I didn't think I'd have to specify "not my Dad"
Unfortunately the rum ran out midway through our viewing and we had to suffer in silence for the rest of it.
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