Hahahhahaha! Oooh get it! Ugh I am so dead but if I go to the lib whuich I will hopefully b havung sex instead, ill hit u up
Oh my god it just tripped me out that I used to be a baby, I had to tell you.
I had to have the lights off to hide my face. I was laughing so hard I almost peed in her mouth
Our dealer is pledging my frat. When he come to sell me weed I make him take out the garbage.
Although I love the reason it was done, can you maybe not show pictures of my dick to all your friends at parties? I like to present my penis in my own special way. thanks
1. Are there men involved 2. Is there food involved 3. Do I have to put pants on 4. Do I have to leave this bed
He only had napkins in the bathroom... no toilet paper. If I fuck him, am I settling?
oh and speaking of men I've slept with. Ryan lost 1/3 of a testicle zip lining
you strike me as the kind of person who when they spill something on their lap they take off their pants and eat it anyways. right off the crotch seam.
Y'know i appreciate how accepting you are of me being a terrible person.
I just paid $10 for tinder plus so that I could change my location to Rio and match with Olympic Athletes
We probably are going to die. So. Thanks for agreeing to be my Maid of Honor even though I torture you.
I kept telling you not to give them blowjobs, but you kept screaming back, "it's okay, we're friends on facebook!"
Yeah come over whenever. Weed gets here at 8.
I'll be there at 7:59.
His nipple licking is glorious
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