Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
So, halfway through sex he stops and starts crying. He said he's worried god hates him for all his bad decisions...think he meant to imply I was one of them...
i chipped my tooth tryin to cut thru her pantyhose. that stuff is bulletproof.
I made him recite stats from the playoffs game last night before I would go down on him.
for future reference mormans are hard to crack but they give fucking amazing hand jobs.
I wish I could walk around this campus with a big stamp that says "Approved" and just stamp girls asses as they pass.
I gotta figure out which 7 tampons in the box contains the drugs
At least you get to smell pizza at your job. I just smell despair all day long.
I forgot I did whipits. Probably because my brain cells were killed from the whipits
I just tried to roll over and fell off the bed. I think that is the beds way of kicking me out
Dude so help me god I WILL weigh a penis one day
As I took my shirt off he commented on how great my boobs where. I responded with "thanks, I grew them myself"
Executive decision.... we are cuddling naked
Oh shit. My bra is undone and I'm pretty sure I peed on my sandal
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