let's makeout let's makeout let's make out let's make out
I wonder how many times I can be hungover in one day
wait a second... your telling me you want me to take you to the bank at 10 on a tuesday so you can buy a blow up pool and fill it with beer?
yes... and buy you lunch
just snorted lines off a mancala board. I'm destined to win this game.
Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it.
Grad practice is like a live scrapbook of my drunken sexual encounters
You know how there are wrinkles in your brain? What if they were filled with potato chips? That's kind of how my head feels now.
I got my eyebrow ring humped out. How is that even possible?
I'm either a high functioning alcoholic or I'm making the most of the fact that this is the last year that its socially acceptable to be black-out drunk five days a week.
After my second liter of German beer, nothing D-cup or larger is safe near me.
I WOULD NEVER LIE ABOUT SOMETHING AS SERIOUS AS SABADO GIGANTE BEING CANCELED
for once I'd like a one night stand where I don't meet the guys mom or wife in the morning
It's not a funeral, it's a celebration of life. Going commando AND braless is really just honoring him!
Hey! Happy Birthday! Could you do me a favor and bring my underwear to the bar?
What do you want. Tryin to service my husband like the good wife that I am. It is bj Tuesday
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