gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
I just saw a stripper wear a tube top around her floppy gut. God bless Michigan.
We had sex on my friends waterbed ..after that the whole school kept asking him if he had fun getting "sea-sick" last night.
is it customary for a bride to wear white even if she's a whore? i feel tie-dye would have been more accurate
Clearly I made an impression.
Or at least your vagina did.
Eating doritas dunked in queso con salas. Salllas. Salska. Salsa. Got it. Shhiitt. Salsa con queso. That's better. I'm hot pink socks.
Some ambulance just rolled up to this bar and this girl just hops out of the back and walks inside
She actually pushed her roomie out of the way and said 'You already fucked him it's my turn!'
I HAVE MY OWN TITS FOR THAT AND I CAN GUARANTEE THAT THEYRE MORE GLORIOUS
Its funny that for once I get home and I'm just as high as my parents are.
someone wrote my own number down on my hand and then call me.
How do you politely tell a guy that you only kissed him so he would shut the fuck up?
Nothing ruins an orgasm faster than accidentally calling out his boss's name
All I remember is an overwhelming desire for chicken nuggets...
Yes, you pinned my brother to the floor by the throat and threatened to slaughter his family if he didn't drive to mcdonalds and get you some.
I wish people could trade lives with me for a day so they could see how much better my life is compared to theirs
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