garbage
garbage dick
rubbish cock
you win
At least drunk you showered before switching sex partners last night.
It's just like riding a horse. A very tall, gay horse.
just lying in bed drinking beer with a straw waiting for motivation. why?
I want to lick his teeth again. Is that a creepy thing to say?
Secondly, that waffle is lost for good. I have no fucking idea where that bitch is
I just made SCOTCHSICLES. no further info is necessary
Thats like me asking what you think of antisocial polish guys with mysterious rashes
I think it's gonna be hard to find a guy that won't take my consistent drinking as alcoholism
I accidentally told my mom "the reason I didn't answer your call is because my phone was in my pants, on the floor"
He had a cruise ship of a dick and I need to set sail on that ocean again
Had a dream I was doing scat with Caroline. I need to lay off the cheese at night
Just saw 4 of my students at Denny's at 4am on a Tuesday. We all pretended not to see each other, as we are all clearly tipsy and/or stoned. Class is in less than 4 hours. Either i'm getting too old for this shit or they're starting on the road to crazy-town much earlier these days.
He ate me out in a golf cart while I watched the sunset. You are so right, golf skirts do provide amazing access.
He bought me a bottle of Malibu. I think I could love this guy.
I've loved people for a lot less.
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