i'm in the guys across the halls apartment. i think 7 MIP guy wants me. he just got a medical marijuana card. might be worth it.
Ricky Martin is gay. You owe me $10 from 3rd grade.
hey, i'm all for honesty but let's not get carried away
Okay, thats embarrasing even by my standards and I've thrown up while wearing a viking hat. just a viking hat.
something had to give and with her weight the coffee table never stood a chance
The realization of how permanent those tattoos really were set in this morning... I am SO sorry.
she said she walked into the kitchen and i was sitting ass naked on the floor chugging her parents vodka.
Now I get the fucking shakes every time I hear I'm Sexy And I Know It. Thanks, Captain Morgan.
he busted into the room with single cheese slices and started yelling "THROW SOME CHEESE ON THAT BITCH"
I woke up to a full mcdonalds meal being shoved in my face. Mom mustve noticed the empty tequila bottle. I love family.
I told the guy that if he didn't put enough pepperoni to earn the name " pepperoni feast", that I was gonna sue him for all he had. Believe it or not, that's all I remember.
He could only go twice. I need a guy with more stamina and is less married
May he have a McRib induced stroke and lose the feeling in his tastebuds.
No he can't come. I swear to gods he's "Why We Can't Have Nice Things" given physical form.
Just saw the pics from the bachelor party. When the hell did we go to southie. And why was there a chicken in the limo..? You guys really are my best friends.
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