How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
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I'm getting the same feeling waiting for the web-page to load that has my final grades that I get when I take a pregnancy test. I think I'm gonna leave my computer for 3 minutes.
I woke up with a solved rubics cube in my purse
I don't think he grasps the fact that I would much rather he finish inside me than on my $400 Anthropolgie bedspread
this speak and spell drinking game will be the death of us all.
You may want to re-read your sent texts from last night. You were texting me about your "fire shits" spelled 6 different ways between 3 and 5:30 AM.
want me to make you a grilled cheese? I can't guarantee it'll be as good as yours but i'll go down on you afterwards if you want
brb printing out this text and putting it on my bedroom wall
Leaving my wallet at work and not going out to drink tonight...SIGN FROM THE UNIVERSE.
I'm bringing my passport in case we get drunk and wind up in Mexico
JUST BECAUSE I LIKE TO BE TIED UP AND SPANKED DOESNT MEAN IM GOING TO LIKE TO BE TIED UP AND SPANKED AT WORK
Same I threw up in 3 different cities already today
Like don't initiate a threesome when we're all watching SPONGEBOB. That's like sacrilege.
She was blowing me like a porn star and all I could think was "you just told me your grandfather is dying in hospice right now"
I want you to defile me in my childhood bed.
That man makes my giblets tingle
Congrats? I think?
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