I dont like him- his parents were home and he hid me in his closet like anne frank
I think thanksgiving was created so we could all be thankful that we're still alive after the night before.
he told me he once ran a blackmarket liquor store out of his house. thats all it took for me to go home with him
he squeezed my boobs like he didn't know what else to do with them, then turned down head...
told you he was gay.
This girl has a second refrigerator that she uses JUST for liquor, her kitchen chairs are kegs AND she can grill. I'm not coming back.
Just learned the hard way that dicks can bruise the back of your throat to the extent that you cant eat. You're dead to me.
I would never do this in real life. It's only college.
Please delete that video of me blowing you. I will repay you with 100 blowjobs even better than the one I gave you during that video. Please. I am gonna be a grandma one day.
I threw up in a mitten on my drive home. Wow.
Dougie got over his pride nerves. Found him dancing on a float wearing nothing but rainbow boxers.
The only alcohol at my aunts was mikes hard so I drank 9 of them and puked in the master bath
Erin was right. There were bees at the after hours.
that is our friendship pylon, do not lose it
fuck you.
DO NOT LOSE IT
i just sexted for my mom while she was driving, i have hit an all time low.
Good morning beautiful! Wanna steal a cat this weekend?
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