If your 8 lb baby was ham it would serve 6-8 people
Who is John, and why is his named carved into our toilet?
just stared at ed norton's ass for 26 miles. if there was ever an incentive to run a marathon, that was it. my life is perfect.
If I had a nickel for every time my parents threatened to stop paying tuition I would be a very rich man. Rich enough to pay my own tuition.
I could not actually bring myself to utter the phrase "donkey cock" in front of my father. Not possible.
I feel very compelled to cut off the person's ears that is sitting in front of me
Sometimes i think i need to stop drinking because i can't afford losing so many panties anymore
Though I don't usually want to turn down ladies who want to liquify my clothing with their eyes, I made an exception.
sigh, if only his dick was as big as his mouth
YO. MCGRIDDLES.
maybe one of us should just pity fuck him and get it over with.
I'm good. Got my nipples pierced and threw my back out. 🙌
He's a snuggler. Every time I attempt to make a move to find my bra he reigns me in. Needless to say i could be here a while.
Also. Picked being late to work over the maid finding my vibrator. Life choices....
A world without bacon flavored condoms is not one I want to live in.
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