Haha no. But I cannot hook up with you anymore. Especially when you group text people.
No, I'm a firm believer in "Swallow or it isn't love."
new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
She has never blacked out. I have tried to get her to so many times. Apparently it's a lot harder than we make it out to be.
Apparently I had an idea for a cooking show and then proceeded to throw cookies at people.
Guess which frat house I just walked out of! And on a related note... guess who's uncircumsized
Juss got out of jail; shes still in there tryin to sing her abc's backwards bc the cops neva asked her too... Whebever she gets to t she starts singin the tequilla song
I miss the good ol days when id just come home from school and thered be a costco size box of condoms on my bed.
my parents really loved me back then.
who started the 'put a scrunchy' around his balls' game?
The amount of precision it takes to urinate into a 2 liter bottle while hammered is undeniably difficult.
THIS IS A TERRIBLE REWARD FOR NOT GETTING PREGNANT.
The teenager outdrank all of us. All. Of. Us. I woke up and she was getting everyone water and fruit snacks. I give up.
I'm still depressed that I forgot my ice cream at your place
Wtf. So apparently this 5 star establishment doesn't allow strip putt putt in the parking lot. We all just got kicked out of our rooms.
Okay, let's just all take a step back and think about how funny this will seem in like a year... Maybe 2 if his nose is actually broken.
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