Btw the nut in my hair goes great with my outfit !!! :(
okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
even through the webcam i could tell he was aiming for my face/hair
Just scheduled a cocaine deal around my drug counsler appointment. Why yes, thank you, I do enjoy the irony that is my life.
The only thing that makes me want to stop the affair is that I am the Monica Lewinksy in this triangle.
the boys lacrosse roster just went up... now we can see who we had sex with
I just dropped off shoes at Mike's hotel. The chick he hooked up with last night stole his phone and shoes.
I'm allowing myself one mistake a year. He gets to be 2012.
My fake id got more birthday sex than I've had in my life.
You kept asking her which dick pills worked the best. She's a grandmother.
Remember last time I drank with my mom? I asked if I got my dick sucking abilities from her.
Also, rendered a whole bar silent last night when I told a guy to take off his panties and take a shot out of my cleavage. Video to follow...
SHUN THE NONBELIEVERS. THUS SAYS THE NIPPLE LORD
Is it too much to ask for 10 minutes of privacy while I masturbate?
Pro tip: When you spend the afternoon banging your boss, don’t meet your mother-in-law for dinner if you still smell like cum and watermelon flavored lube
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