Pretty people don't get stds, I knew it
"romantic friends" sounds more classy then friends with benfits
I go to guys houses late at night, have a little fun, come back by dawn having made their life a little bit better. I am the official blow job fairy.
You hooked up with 4 random girls, avoided your grilfriend finding out about it, and dodged traffic on Park Ave. Can you say luck of the Irish?
They peed on our pledges last night... i dont know if i should put an lol at the end of that or not
entire chemistry final was about beer... i actually might miss this place
smelt my brothers hands when he got home to see if he lied about smoking again...he didn't lie but i definitely didn't expect to smell some other girls vagina.
This beer is not sobering me up at all
all i know is that each time we woke up we were at a different chinese restaurant. help.
he built a boat made of joints. holyyy shit
As long as you're naked and covered in glow paint, I'm there.
If I ever write a book, i'm calling it "why do i work with fucktards?"
It'll be a good sequel to my other book, "why do i sleep with fucktards?"
No, she isn't nearly as crazy as the girl who wanted to wear a vial of my semen as a necklace.
Now theyre filling the kiddie pool water with boxes and boxes of jello powder and im not sure if thats a sign i should leave or what
Just bailed on her the best way possible. Got tickets to the game. Only issue is.... if we lose, we not only lost, but I skipped sex to watch us lose
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