Seriously just heard: "we need some good ass wine. how bout this swa-vig-non blank"
hahahaha. Oh virginia: where the south begins
I'm doing this for my boobs. They miss him.
I'm also glad were at the point in our friendship where my vagina talking to you isn't weird
he tried breathing fire using moonshine and a roman candle. would not have believed it unless i actually witnessed it.
But fine, we can play that game. You can come over and we can have totally platonic, long, boring discussions. Or we can fuck. Whatever.
I probably looked like a mental patient. I had my IV in one hand and cup of pee in the other, swaying around with a dazed grin on my face. I love vicodin.
Haha keeping the dream alive until Chinese New Year. I'm jobless with stitches in my face.
Every now and then I'll meet one who is talented in the art of shower gymnast.
So I had sex with a hook nosed, lisping masadonian last night.
Glad that degree in literature is paying off. Nice adjectives. Maybe set the bar a little higher though?
Any chance I can buy my dignity back with $45?
Yeah. I asked if there was a finger in my ass at some point or if I had a weird dream. So far he hasn't responded
My intervention, when it happens, should have vanilla cake....buttermilk icing.
Crawl out into the sunshine and off your vibrator for 7 minutes
as a guy is it bad that even my mom called me easy?
Nothing personal but yes I would be suspicious If I saw 3 guys and 2 girls in the same bathroom stall together
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