I Bought a bracelet with bible characters and a charm broke. the virgin mary one. Do you think it's a sign?
Oh yes. The girl who wanted me to watch her pee.
Just ran into my ex in the WOMENS bathroom. He said I did this to him. Swore he never wore my clothes but said he liked my skirt. I need vodka.
She asked me to facebook all the girls I'd hooked up with. She started crying when I started my search with A.
There r osticjed everywhere
you have no idea the dirty thing i want to do to your blad spot. please wear my vagina as a hat.
I wiped my mouth this morning with a pine tree branch after I threw up on the side of the road. Tis the season
Apparently I've been blackout drunk doing abstract algebra on the floor
Haha he was not a poor little guy. If he'd talked to me or something I might feel bad. But since I saw him groping other girls as well as myself there's no sympathy coming from me
He's just picking out the right girl. I do the same thing with fruit. Grope them, squeeze them, smell them. I have to know I'm getting quality fruit.
It's gay pride, I'm in my EMT uniform getting more girls than your straight ass ever will..
And then god smiled down upon me and he said let there be hangover food and let it be Wendy's
It was really strange. I feel like I had sex with a synchronized swimmer.
I just want a simple guy who likes cats, tattoos, and doing coke off my tits.
PS if you want to hear something hilarious as my little sister was showing me her engagement ring I open a Snapchat from R and it's literally a dick pic. Very different points in our life
I just walked in on her masturbating to a social anxiety video...
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