are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
She'll never know what hit her
I dunno. Girls tend to recognize ball-to-chin contact.
I can actually hear my brain cells scream as they die when she speaks.
Tonight I think I'm going to go out with a french braid so I don't wake up with puke hair. Thoughts?
And your mom thought you weren't even thinking about your future... she would be proud
For the record, a bath beer is far superior to a shower beer...
remember.. you're not a homewrecker.. you're just creating options for him..
I totally just friend requested the girl I met in jail last night so that I could give her back the sunglasses she lent me upon our release. See, I'm not a total delinquent.
Also adulthood=replacing meals with bourbon. And not getting your hair caught in a fan.
okay - we take $20 and buy each other some 'drink till we puke' clothes from the thrift store.
At first I was horrified but then he explained that he shave a "soul patch" on his balls... And I was still horrified, but I went with it.
I just had to remind myself that I'm visible in real life. Sitting in the car in a parking lot, and almost took my shirt off because the tag is itchy and I wanted it off... and you know I don't wear bras...
It's kind of awesome I can smoke with my parents and tell them about thetime we used listerine in that bong
I could teach a class on "expressing your thanks through photos taken of yourself in the shower"
The orgasm I got from him made me feel almost as good as I imagine the girls in the tampon commercials feel.
He made me spaghetti, gave me wine and I fucked him on the floor, Is that a fair trade of services to you?
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