at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
You'd think with all the porn he watches he'd be a little better at this...
Dude, I think my check liver light just came on
bubblegum was invented today. we're getting drunk. end of story.
We were walking home when he passed out, we left him. Just got a call from him, hes in a jail in Canada.
If you don't remember anything tomorrow, this is to remind you that you asked me in secret to build a bobsled with you and re-enact Cool Runnings.
And there are taco shells on the ceiling fan
Life lesson today, a six foot hot guy I meet at a party CANNOT fit on my bike with me.
I can HEAR him staring at your boobs.
My mom is wine drunk and on painkillers. As invigorating as that conversation was, it was also a dark glimpse into my future
There's some band that practices next door to my apartment. I'm thinking we may need to check that out. I could be like, "Hey boys, thought you might like some lemonade and vagina."
I don't think you should say "suck my dick" and then proclaim to be a messiah, of any sort.
I would professionally fuck the shit out of her
For a guy who won't fuck me, your dick is out a lot when we talk.
He fucked my brains out then fed me cheese and peanut butter. I might be in love.
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