forecast for tonight- shitshow with a chance of tbell
my version of bright and sunny.
you want to go make fun of the strippers on try out night
i got kicked out last time for laughing
So what if i'm late to spanish tomorrow. who the hell cares. i don't even speak spanish.
he sent me a picture of his dick with a heart border around it
Going to.goingto.gtoing to DIE DIE DIEEEE......i feel like everyeone impotrant in my life like MLK is judging me.... saddd day
My mother just made an innapropriate gesture with a cucumber while grocery shopping at whole foods... Then she said "bitches love cucumbers" and all this time i thought i was adopted
For once I am not in the mood. My vagina is good with life at the moment.
The apocalypse has arrived.
I wish I saved his nudes so I could anonymously submit them to his tumblr
I seriously had alll four of your knuckles bruised into my arm
all i know is there's a picture on my phone of him wearing my purple sweatpants and licking the bottom of my foot.
Was asked out on a date tonight on Linked In. That creepy genius at apple that touched my butt one time in the back stairwell. I thinks it's fair to say I've hit rock bottom.
IF YOU DIE ON LSD YOU DIE FOR REAL
if you were broke and planning on using koolaid as a tequila chaser which flavor would you pick?
well apparently i sat in the bathroom staring in the toliet at my vomit. it was blue. how was your night?
Are we at that level of friendship where we can share slutty stories and not hold it against the other person at a later date ?
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