I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
Dear man in the lobby please go play whith yourself elsewhere
she just gave her compliments to the chief, at dennys
Ive yelled into your vagina. There are few lines we haven't crossed at this point.
I'm chugging Gatorade because i drank something called a trashcan and someone named Gianna diamond has my credit card number, and I think I might have ruined my life.
i think my love is proven by the fact that i still want to have sex with you after this conversation
Do what your heart wants. . .
My heart wants to rip his balls off and tie therm to his head using his penis
He led me to his room and handed me the remote, he left to go take a shower and there is a group of guys across the hall just staring at me... Its like they know something i dont. Help me.
Um, you were throwing up the shocker symbol in front of all of the wedding guests during the best man's speech. No wonder the groom thinks we're bad
Reading old FB posts. Why did I ever stop drinking?
I wish our county sheriff had a comment section for their mugshots.
Man, I'm real high and googling what all my favorite figure skaters from childhood are doing now.
Dude I am a waste of space, I just febreezed myself so I could go out and get lunch
I drank beer out of a Frisbee and it was all downhill from there...
The logic in me says "don't text him" .But the vagina in me says "text him".
Randomize
