3:38a: you guys up to anything right now?
so i was eating a special k bar this morning for breakfast and started choking on it so i reached into my bag for water turns out it was liquor.
you made me "pop lock and drop it" as a sobriety test last night..
My gaydar just like overheated and exploded watching the male figure skaters on the olympics
If it makes you feel better, I doubt anything could survive in your uterus.
Just to clear things up. I did not walk in on him jacking off to your facebook profile.
the meat mosque collapsed into the alcohol moat
I did shrooms last night. My drug checklist is complete, I can finally graduate.
I'll just tell her I'm here with you picking out a buttplug for her to say "I'm sorry".
Something's wrong. Everything's on fire. Unless it was like that before. Then everything's alright.
I just saw a herd of slutty loofahs run down the street...
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
the cops accepted 42 wallaby way Sydney. and the cops, and cab driver accepted the new address. please tell the win i am experiencing
and that's when you shouted "ahh motherland" as you streaked down hall 4B
Guy from the bar last night left his number on my waterbill on the counter, at the bottom he put don't forget I can hook you up at Little Caesars I work their part time.
You sure know how to pick em.
Randomize
