We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
this is no time to have dignity 4/20 is coming
We were laying in the basement dry humping to the rhythm of the washing machine
I just went to pick up my pigeon from your house. You should be getting a picture soon
Well, it's hard to say. Last night he puked a perfect circle around him on the floor, and then sat in it insisting it would protect him from the smoke monster. He's was still there last time I checked.
I threw up in the bar parking lot and yelled THIS IS MY FUTURE.
I have no idea. There are 6 asians singing hey soul sister to me right now.
I think they were making kool-aid in my bed. There is lots of sugar and my hands and face are stained blue.
LOOK AT MY HAIR, DOES THIS LOOK LIKE THE HAIR OF A PERSON WHO HAS HER LIFE TOGETHER?
Note to self, stop going out with self absorbed bisexuals
You wanna get laid? Be a female for once and stop bending nails to impress guys.
Just got to Evans to buy weed. His mom showed up unannounced. Now the three of us are chillen. Super.
MANIFESTATION IS REAL AND IM GETTING LAID TONIGHT
just saw a kid waiting at the door of the stairs for the elevator. there is no elevator in this building. get on his level.
Profesor just winked at me. This class might be easier than I thought
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