I tried booty calling last night but apparently he was too tired and wants to meet up tonight. I told him planning defeats the purpose.
the family i'm sitting with looks like the Addams family. Except for the daughter...she looks like Shrek
She solidified the fact that the icon from Wendy's is the only ginger I care for
They walked in to the store, ripped up the phone book, and left. Can we get on their level?
i was drinking at the bar last night with a guy with no bottom teeth, wearing zubas and a polka dotted hat. if that isn't the definition of wisconsin, i dont know what is
She fell asleep with me.... We found her pantsless in the dogbed in the morning... Russian foreign exchange students
The cab driver is now flexing at a red light...
It is a sign that I need a fresh start when Kelly Clarksons new album tells the story of my life.
Well, my eyeball is red and the rest of my eye is black. Oh the joys of drinking with u. PS- I laid in a pile of sawdust. it was ok at the time.
Because I'm sitting in a bath of my own wisdom and drowning my sorrows in coconut rum
I only spent $42 at the bar last night, it's some sort of miracle.
you do remember it was dollar beer night, right?
That answers my next five questions
Why the fuck are you playing with legos?
Why the fuck are you questioning me?
He pulled out the guitar, sat in tub, and took requests while she puked her brains out in the toilet. I think he loves her.
This is the Front Desk Lady from the Saturolite Inn. Your friend is passed out in the lobby. Please come help her.
How high do u want to get? Just kind of high or yelling at swans high...
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