Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
Dude she looked like Jerry Garcia's knuckles
I may or may not have started my period at the bar. Good thing I have dark jeans on.
Omg. I just woke up in a room full of naked people
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
Please, do not let 'babydaddy' catch on as your petname for me.
My phone really needs to stop auto correcting "library" to "ovary".
After grabbing my boob for a couple minutes he then decides to ask me if I was awake.
I'm gonna have to fantasize about her dying just to get off.
Did you get your crutches off the street sign?
What did he say? I couldn't hear him over the sound of how awesome his beard is.
He just kept mumbling that he was too drunk for society and then he peed in a bush
Henceforth: booty calls will now be referred to as "deliveries of anatomy". That is all.
8 stitches. Next time I decide to twerk while doing a keg stand, stop me.
I'm now using my vagina for good, not evil. Trying to restore balance to the force.
Randomize
