If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
I just farted in the dogs face to show him who's boss
Hey on the reals though tomorrow if i take you out to lunch as just a friend will you also suck my cock as just a friend?
I gave you a lap dance in a bowling alley... And I was Fine?
Number of twigs I found in my hair: 5
I have the most nasty and explicit wet dreams of my boss that I'm embarrassed to look him in the face. I'd be pregnant or promoted if he only knew
Can you plz delete the video of me twerking in Waffle House, my mom just got a vine.
I just realized my new apartment is at the corner of Patrick Henry and Mary Jane.
Give me weed or give me death?
These beer shits have taken over my entire life.
YOURE ABOUT TO SEE SO MUCH UNCIRCUMCISED DICK
My lease is up and I've been thinking, it's only fair that the guys I've fucked in this apartment in the past year help me move. They enjoyed the bed, now help me move it.
When I woke up this morning I swear my mouth tasted like dick and rolaids.
Okay first of all fuck you and everything you stand for because Taco Bell is amazing.
I'm at her wedding and she managed to get every single one night stand I ever had in her wedding party. Why does she hate me?
This should be illegal
It is
I mean more illegal... I shouldn't have this
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