It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
thats the mark of a good guy. when you can period all over his leg and he still thinks you're beautiful!
Just learned how to deliver a baby.the things i saw tonight can never be unseen
I'm drunk on a monday night. Not a good start to finals week
This place smells like bottom shelf liquor and broken dreams
I feel like I got hit by a truck. Or a baby dinosaur. One of them ran over my body and then stuck me in a blender of fire and storm clouds
Well the streets were closed, so it was okay for me to just lay down for a little bit.
Right now he's sitting in the chair pointing to me to go away. He's trying to have quiet time with his penis.
You're doing a terrible job of letting me hook up with girls vicariously through you.
Why is there a chocalet milkshake outside our front door?
Alcohol
He painted a swimsuit on me. Naked day at the lake was a success.
They need to eat meat, go down on me the first time, every time, and know how to pull my hair. And there's a height requirement for this ride
WTF DOES CAROLINE HAVE GLASS IN HER FACE
Was I trying to make a threesome happen again?!
Yep
I need to stop doing that, Im gonna get punched in the face
Do you know how difficult it is to masturbate with Christmas carols stuck in your head?!
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