I'm gunna smoke cigs today. I feel like I'm in that powerful and gritty mood which requires them
listen if there's one thing I'm asking of you tonight is that you buy me a cow for my farmville.
Tell me you're stoned. It's 2:40am.
redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
I woke up at 2 in my clothes with a defrosted steak in my pocket, no drinky this week at all.
My dick just stopped my iPhone from falling into the toilet.
Watched him slip somethin into her drink. Dragged him of his bar stool, punched him out, and told her what i saw. Bartender used some chemical to confirm presence of rophynol. Just woke up at her place
wine pong. its mother daughter day and i think she's mad. I smell like jager
Wow. I grabbed the wrong container to rinse my contacts- it was a beer. And it comes out waaaay faster than saline.
I broke down outside of an all boys correctional facility
well if that's not a gay porn waiting to happen, i dont know what is...
The ecstacy made me so dehydrated I started licking condensation off car windows
Why can't you just come over, fuck me, then leave so i can get stoned and watch law and order?
Have you ever been so high that you felt like corduroy? I'm at that level.
I'm here. Help me get the salsa and bong inside.
If I don't answer right away it's because I took an Adderall and the fridge needs cleaned.
When the people downstairs start talking about drugs, I second guess buying my drugs from them. Then I remember they are cheap and convenient.
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