seagrams + popov + pineapple + milk. there, ur search for worlds worst drink is over. you're welcome
HOnestly. That's my one goal for this whole trip. I don't give a shit about souvenirs or sand. I want penis.
i talked to you about this last night, and you kept saying "he wants yo pusssaayyyyyy"
Can we get blazed at 9:06 on sunday and reenact the moment of my birth?
I get to be your mom.
i told you that I felt like my feet were melting into the ground and you starting blowing on them to put out the "invisible fire". thanks friend.
The ice cream man just told me to use protection.
its so sad we are done celebrating 21st bdays everytime one of us turned 21 everyone else got laid
No. I either had a 6 minute orgasm or I had so many I lost count. I'm still not sure.
She apologized again the next day. I said it was pee under the bridge
ok thanks goodnight
Also before you go to bed i just have to get it out there that i really like macklemore as a person
I mean I'm screaming I love the gays in the middle of Bart so yeah
I did a line of coke with my ex tonight. Talk about memories
Crying in Target on a display sofa is normal, right? Asking for a friend.
Vagina status: the swelling is going down.
I mean she's doing calculus in her head to prove how NOT drunk she is.
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