idea:have a jello shot stand(opposed to lemonade stand) to raise money for spring break
He started yelling "fuck the environment" then puked all over the baby trees
We tried to play doctor all sexually then he was taking down my 'symptoms' I said I needed to puke he thought it was part of the game
I kept whispering "I love it when you call me big papa" until she got annoyed and left
So somehow I got from NYC to a suburban town in the middle of Jersey. At 4am. Thank god there are trains that can rectify my mistakes...
In the library. Still drunk. Shoes missnig. Term paper due in fiften minutes. Iff I puke u think theyll throw me out?
someone needs to get her out of the garbage can shes never gonna forgive us for this
He also informed us that it's rude to shove your tit in someone's mouth. Happy Monday.
He was trying to hotbox the banana suit. Of course we traded him for vodka.
I found a phone book at the party and started calling everyone with my last name asking if they wanted to form a club. I'm meeting one for brunch tomorrow...
Just saw a man downtown with a cat just riding on his shoulder like a furry parrot. He may be homeless, but I think he's your soul mate.
Oh great. I guess I'm second on that list now that we've confirmed she's not a lesbian AND that was her sister.
I was totally pumped and so was my beard
Had to lock my cat in the bathroom so I could masturbate in peace.
Was picked up in the middle of a bar full of people...apparently I'm not tall enough to reach for drunken makeouts. I'm proud of myself.
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